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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

TALK INGELISH WITH CIKGU MERENI... BROKEN INGELISH... IN PESSSBOOKKK !!! !!! !!!

Cikgu Mereni Jom tulis Bahasa Inggeris tak betui nak??Broken English hihihi

Cikgu Mereni: Ok shall we start now??Hope u all dont play play here in my wall and dont sentence me hahhah!!

Cikgu Mereni: Sila komen dalam Bahasa Inggeris!!

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: one day.. i dripe dripe... into the road... one mutton... crosss oberrr the road... suddenly... I hate (hit) the mutton... and the mutton pass awayyy...

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: hehehehehehe...

Cikgu Mereni: I know dat mutton was mine...and u always neber dripe slow slow but u dripe like hurricane hehehhehe

Cikgu Mereni: hurricane oso slow slow if compare wit u..

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: I dono... that mutton is yu... I big sorry for dat... I buy yu one la... for excange the pass awayyy mutton...

Cikgu Mereni: Next time u must think cook cook before take any actions if action movies neber mind laa!! :)

Cikgu Mereni: <-- I like to use dis pic profile cos I look like noty noty hahhah I really noty but good at something hehehhe!!

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: I hop u sorry me la heh... or I buy yu tree or for mutton... to replease the die one...

Cikgu Mereni: i hate dis words...u give me money just to settle dis prob.. do u care for me??

Cikgu Mereni: If u care just bank in the money hahahhah

Cikgu Mereni: To close my big mouth unless u see me go crazy hehe

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: I no hav moneyyy la... I giv u checkkk... or double check...

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: I real care u... I hop u can take the mutton to replease the die mutton okay...

Cikgu Mereni: u dont have to talk a lot just give me parking lot haha

Cikgu Mereni: my stomach zero my tyres no flower and my brake no eat !

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: I dono to talk to u... u women... always want more and more for one die mutton...

Cikgu Mereni: we woman always want more.. we dont want less hahha u know already haa?? Dont play wit my liver

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: oooo... yor stomak zero heh.. I buy yu one coppyyy mate la heh... to filll in yor stomakkk... so yor stomakk cannot empty...

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: yu say I dono care for u... I care whattt... I care u...

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: eveready I care u... only u dono I care u...

Cikgu Mereni: well ..i think i understand ur words.. hihihihiihi

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: hehehehehehe... I dono I talk yes or not...

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek me word I dono talk Inggelishh...

Cikgu Mereni: me too

Cikgu Mereni: no speak English but i use Engrish hahha

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: hehehehe... u clever and me la...

Cikgu Mereni: uihhh me always clever and genius but dont want to show off hihihihih just like silent yam hahahha

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: wahhhhh u clever la... I dono u talk whattt...

Cikgu Mereni: U talk I talk .. who wants to listen to us?

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: okay la... I wan to pour water to me bodyyy la heh... wait wait for me heh... I come again... to talk to u...

Cikgu Mereni: Just talk n talk until when when hahhaha

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: u talk no broken Inggelishhh la heh... u clever la... I no clever...
Cikgu Mereni: me no clever ?? u clever!!

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: no la... u cleverrrresttttttttttttttt... I no cleverrrrrrrrrr...

Cikgu Mereni: go n pour water on ur body.. dont pour a lot who wants to pay the bill??

Cikgu Mereni: I've no money to pay the bill.. i want to pay broadband bill ..celcoem allready warning hahhaha

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: hehehehehehe... dis talk can take to the paper whattt... everbodi can happy wen know this one...

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: I feel dis talk can hav money many many...

Cikgu Mereni: what for paper?? They use to wrap nasik lemak?? better in this FB ..our chat here is global u know?? eberi bedi read us!!

Cikgu Mereni: You said u want to have a shower?? just turn on ur tap!!

Cikgu Mereni: This is call BI sasau hahhaha but I like ..make me happy hahaa

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: hehehehe... dis talk can make a boommm la...
ooooooooo... everibodi see u and me... talk talk dis roundabout heh...
wahhh... I shy shy one... la...

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: i new wen to pour water to my bodi... la.. I newww get out my house room toilet...la...

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: I wan go eat la.. me stomakk empty la...

Abdullah Hj Abdul Malek: alloooo everibodi... only me and Cikgu talk talk... come join la...

2 comments:

Kakcik said...

Alooo... u better get an English tutor then.....

Tirai Hidup said...

hahahhaha!!! I big laugh when read this...its me cikgu Mereni!!The not pemes one!!